Why am I not living in Iceland?

BoingBoing points us to a 30-minute documentary called "Thor's Daughter" on CrossFit games winner Annie Thorisdottir. The documentary can be seen on YouTube. But it can also be downloaded from the CrossFit Journal website.

In addition to this longish documentary, the CrossFit Journal offers a number of shorter pieces related to Thor's daughter.

One of them, a profile of CrossFit BC Island at Reykjavik, Iceland, features Arn's Daughter and Oskar's Daughter, seen above. Which only leads me to ask, why am I not living in Iceland?